Taniaguper
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Curiosa is the story of my father. And it is from the day of his birth, when the obstetrician I cut the cord, the child slipped from the hands of the nurse and shot up to be stuck with the butt against the ceiling, crying from there, with that strident casters express the pain of migration to the body of ethereal soul human.
And the doctor will have been stiff, with the lower jaw hanging from the skull, eyes clenched up, looking at the baby lying on the ceiling, and muttering something like "Houston, we have a problem."
My grandmother said it well.
"It's a beautiful boy, weighs three hundred kilos, measures forty to seven centimeters and falls upwards.
- How says Doctor?
"That weighs three hundred kilos and measures forty to seven centimeters.
-Ah. And he falls
up.
- Huh?
My grandmother would have looked confused and the doctor explained the situation.
"Imagine," he said, "that we have a baby in her arms and let go What happened?
"And we fall to the ground," said my grandmother.
"Well, it's falling on the roof.
is amazing how a situation easily explained as manifested, however, an innumerable number of annoying little details, from simply stay in the cradle to the process of change diaper. And so, early childhood my father was a discourse of belts and ties and hang like a balloon from a string. And as my grandparents were untying the knot variegated and discovered ways and means, the life of my father's child was also unleashed.
The first discovery was made by the nurse, who discovered it was better diaper resting it on the bottom of the table top, face down, under our system of coordinates and face up under him.
The next day they turned the cradle and is bolted to the ceiling. There would be strapped, would be sufficient to tie the mattress to stretch and fasten to the mattress after a sort of bag sleep. The pillow was sewn to the blanket and a pacifier was tied to the bars.
was common to see my grandparents sitting in the room, staring at the ceiling until the pacifier was apparent from the lips numb from my father, and was hanging down pendulum.
- There are asleep! "Said my grandmother saying the pacifier.
"If he fell asleep. Already-confirmed my grandfather slept while they stood without knowing why.
For some unknown reason, my father had invested pregnancy. Just the top was our down and down our top. But, predictably, no clothing or biological secretions retained this property. His hair was long and pike, and it was fun to watch when it is cut. The above hair hung to the ceiling until the very moment you were sectioned, then fell to the floor, covering the space of the room like a shower of pins.
The little seasoned observer might assume that the man who usually fall upward, could lead a perfectly normal life just riding their habitat with the roof and floor, investing all objects. No sir. You can not. If you invest the toilet, for example, desagraciadamente empty, and gives headache to imagine their use. Inverted cup can not hold water, nor can place objects on a inverted table.
The essence of the matter was that only my father had the problem, the rest of the objects. So, while it was essential to reverse the chair or bed, which only supported it to him, could not be reversed or the table or cups or kitchen. Imagine the situation that the poor live. Suppose you suddenly everything started to fall out upwards, with the exception of fire, which amounts down. This was the life of my father, there on the roof.
Fortunately, as suffering evil from birth, had learned from childhood to adapt their movements to this particular situation, and it was amazing to see the skill with which drank a glass of water, for example, holding as you would like either, but with the opening facing down, place the rim on the upper lip and lowering it slowly, breaking the wrist forward, as the fluid will not touch the palate calaba language, until it crashed into ridge opposite the pear. For him, all objects are supported from the bottom up on what in his world were tables, shelves and tables reversed, as it had to cancel the puncture of things to fall into its top, which was the floor.
After a while he discovered that lunch was better to use glass table and clear dishes. Then sat at the table as you would a normal subject, but there in the roof, the plate under the glass surface, leaning toward her up, pointing her down, with his steak, the fried egg and mash. Then his hands slipped away under the table and cut there pushing up the dish with knife and fork, while watching what he did from the other side of the glass. My grandmother was always curious to see from below as he ate and drank, displaying the battery of strange movements with the same ease with which one dresses and undresses. By the way, dressing and undressing was not the same for him. How would you feel if I should put on some pants that emphasize fall upward? The leaned over the bed, lifted her legs and shoes. All pants have elastic at the botamangas, of course. Every now and then he dropped a shoe. But the falling object was a real complication. As the floor was the ceiling, every time he dropped something was going to pick it up the stairs.
very complicated matters of the toilet, and I apologize for insisting the issue. In your bathroom, both the toilet and bidet were placed in normal position, it was for him as if to you were upside down, because it was necessary that things fall to the toilet, because water could only be towards the bottom of the world. Then both devices had been placed at the end of a column that climbed to the roof and ended about two feet of it. There, between the ceiling and the toilet, my father knelt as a Muslim facing Mecca, with a comic on the roof leaning against her face, and expelling the remaining digested lunch while reading for long minutes. To urinate was sleeping directly on the roof, off the toilet.
As it grew, the separation between the toilet and the ceiling was becoming exigua and my grandmother told my grandfather
- That's great, Honorato. We'll have to turn down the columns.
My father went out very little. The outside world was for him a place fraught with dangers. The sky was a huge hole that stretched in all directions, a well with depth of the Universe.
At age twelve, his uncle Peter, brother of my grandmother gave him a pair of massive lead. The pair weighed about five kilos more than my father, so that when putting on shoes, they moved him to the floor and left in normal position, equal to that of other mortals. Then my father went for a walk with his mother, hanging shoes, walking a few steps away strangers who never went unnoticed. And as we grew, we were adding lead sheet to the soles to keep the five kilos of excess.
In his world, inventing games associated with this weigh it to one side and things for the other. He had managed to bring him a large anvil with a handle lying on the floor of his room. The anvil weighed a little less than him, so he could hang of it and climb up to perch on the roof. But then, added weight to the belt tying a bag of things and managed to dragged down by the anvil, and ballast to be hung from the anvil rested gently on the floor. In that game, had found a way to leverage your weight to the ballast anvil using a bag of sugar that was getting rid of a bit to be floating in the middle of the room, then walked side by side, kicking against the wall, until your arms can no longer be with the anvil. When he could no longer bear it, let go both falling heavily, each floor and the other to the ceiling.
My grandparents had a good pass and from the beginning realized that her son never intended to avail itself. When my father was twenty years old, gave him a house built for him, with all its strange comforts. To solve this, he spent one month off, which allowed him to send food and make clothes. In those days also came Mariela, a young woman who would be responsible for household chores. Mariela
proved to be a great housekeeper and quickly became accustomed the strange architecture of the house. It was amazing how agile it moved through the rooms, not head the table or chairs, without ever stepping on the lights. He had acquired great skill to extend the bed upside down and clean the entire living space, the ceiling, without ever falling off the ladder. Mariela
had a personality change slightly bipolar mood which seemed not to obey or moisture or menses or specific events. When he was good, it was funny and used to joke with my father constantly. When I was bad or looked at him and instead of talking, barking monosyllables.
But even head up one and head down the other, one was male and the other was women, and both were young and fertile, and the things that could happen, finally happened.
was one of the good days of Mariela. Joke that goes, smile that comes from here tickle, carcajadita there, my father bent down a bit and gave him a sweet kiss of mouths reversed. She said holding her head with both hands and increasing the pressure and passion. Quickly found ways to embrace the whole body, which was not easy. Provided found a way across, it down, staring at the ceiling and she on him, staring at the floor. They hugged tightly and trying not to spin in the air, climbed slowly because my father was heavier. The game liked it, broke loose and undressed each on its soil, Mariela on the floor, my father in the ceiling. Plotting the madness, my father tied the ballast bag waist.
were re-embrace, now naked, crushed it between my father and ceiling. Then my father began to fill the bag of things and already refined sugar balanced weights. Mated floating around the room, sometimes bumping into walls, now spinning like a clock, a few meters from the floor.
was married, loved and hated, as the future of the polarity of my mother. They made love against the ceiling until my birth, then against the floor as my mother had gained a lot with the pregnancy.
But my early childhood would be marked by tragedy.
With the demands of married life, my mother crazy when I ended up averaging two years. Had exacerbated his bipolar disorder and had admitted to a neuropsychiatric disorder. As my father could not just me, I landed on my grandparents' house.
"If we could with the parent, the child can," said my grandmother.
And my father returned to his solitary life, with a fat lady who was helping him with household items. I visited him almost every day. The lifted me and sat on a seat so high that reached their world. They looked like coming and going upside down. Yet I have vivid memories of his face inverted smiling face with the absurd view upside down smiles.
One day my father went for a walk with his shoes lead. Tripped over a planter, lost a shoe and hit the sky. Some neighbors saw him leave to rise with the left leg down and the rest of the body falling into the vastness, flapping like a flag until it disappeared into the clouds. That was the death of my father.
Today, all those events in my distant past lives on in me in the form of a flash that I receive from time to time, single images of laughter from my father and my mother's excitement when the disease had worsened and he saw wonderful life and bright future in his day good.
A journal of my father and my grandmother's stories permanent help me keep the story alive. And I like to remember forever: before falling asleep, or every time I close my eyes, or when I go for a walk in the park, going well, as I now, lying on your back, hands behind his head, looking at the sky while floating weightless through the tops of the trees.
And the doctor will have been stiff, with the lower jaw hanging from the skull, eyes clenched up, looking at the baby lying on the ceiling, and muttering something like "Houston, we have a problem."
My grandmother said it well.
"It's a beautiful boy, weighs three hundred kilos, measures forty to seven centimeters and falls upwards.
- How says Doctor?
"That weighs three hundred kilos and measures forty to seven centimeters.
-Ah. And he falls
up.
- Huh?
My grandmother would have looked confused and the doctor explained the situation.
"Imagine," he said, "that we have a baby in her arms and let go What happened?
"And we fall to the ground," said my grandmother.
"Well, it's falling on the roof.
is amazing how a situation easily explained as manifested, however, an innumerable number of annoying little details, from simply stay in the cradle to the process of change diaper. And so, early childhood my father was a discourse of belts and ties and hang like a balloon from a string. And as my grandparents were untying the knot variegated and discovered ways and means, the life of my father's child was also unleashed.
The first discovery was made by the nurse, who discovered it was better diaper resting it on the bottom of the table top, face down, under our system of coordinates and face up under him.
The next day they turned the cradle and is bolted to the ceiling. There would be strapped, would be sufficient to tie the mattress to stretch and fasten to the mattress after a sort of bag sleep. The pillow was sewn to the blanket and a pacifier was tied to the bars.
was common to see my grandparents sitting in the room, staring at the ceiling until the pacifier was apparent from the lips numb from my father, and was hanging down pendulum.
- There are asleep! "Said my grandmother saying the pacifier.
"If he fell asleep. Already-confirmed my grandfather slept while they stood without knowing why.
For some unknown reason, my father had invested pregnancy. Just the top was our down and down our top. But, predictably, no clothing or biological secretions retained this property. His hair was long and pike, and it was fun to watch when it is cut. The above hair hung to the ceiling until the very moment you were sectioned, then fell to the floor, covering the space of the room like a shower of pins.
The little seasoned observer might assume that the man who usually fall upward, could lead a perfectly normal life just riding their habitat with the roof and floor, investing all objects. No sir. You can not. If you invest the toilet, for example, desagraciadamente empty, and gives headache to imagine their use. Inverted cup can not hold water, nor can place objects on a inverted table.
The essence of the matter was that only my father had the problem, the rest of the objects. So, while it was essential to reverse the chair or bed, which only supported it to him, could not be reversed or the table or cups or kitchen. Imagine the situation that the poor live. Suppose you suddenly everything started to fall out upwards, with the exception of fire, which amounts down. This was the life of my father, there on the roof.
Fortunately, as suffering evil from birth, had learned from childhood to adapt their movements to this particular situation, and it was amazing to see the skill with which drank a glass of water, for example, holding as you would like either, but with the opening facing down, place the rim on the upper lip and lowering it slowly, breaking the wrist forward, as the fluid will not touch the palate calaba language, until it crashed into ridge opposite the pear. For him, all objects are supported from the bottom up on what in his world were tables, shelves and tables reversed, as it had to cancel the puncture of things to fall into its top, which was the floor.
After a while he discovered that lunch was better to use glass table and clear dishes. Then sat at the table as you would a normal subject, but there in the roof, the plate under the glass surface, leaning toward her up, pointing her down, with his steak, the fried egg and mash. Then his hands slipped away under the table and cut there pushing up the dish with knife and fork, while watching what he did from the other side of the glass. My grandmother was always curious to see from below as he ate and drank, displaying the battery of strange movements with the same ease with which one dresses and undresses. By the way, dressing and undressing was not the same for him. How would you feel if I should put on some pants that emphasize fall upward? The leaned over the bed, lifted her legs and shoes. All pants have elastic at the botamangas, of course. Every now and then he dropped a shoe. But the falling object was a real complication. As the floor was the ceiling, every time he dropped something was going to pick it up the stairs.
very complicated matters of the toilet, and I apologize for insisting the issue. In your bathroom, both the toilet and bidet were placed in normal position, it was for him as if to you were upside down, because it was necessary that things fall to the toilet, because water could only be towards the bottom of the world. Then both devices had been placed at the end of a column that climbed to the roof and ended about two feet of it. There, between the ceiling and the toilet, my father knelt as a Muslim facing Mecca, with a comic on the roof leaning against her face, and expelling the remaining digested lunch while reading for long minutes. To urinate was sleeping directly on the roof, off the toilet.
As it grew, the separation between the toilet and the ceiling was becoming exigua and my grandmother told my grandfather
- That's great, Honorato. We'll have to turn down the columns.
My father went out very little. The outside world was for him a place fraught with dangers. The sky was a huge hole that stretched in all directions, a well with depth of the Universe.
At age twelve, his uncle Peter, brother of my grandmother gave him a pair of massive lead. The pair weighed about five kilos more than my father, so that when putting on shoes, they moved him to the floor and left in normal position, equal to that of other mortals. Then my father went for a walk with his mother, hanging shoes, walking a few steps away strangers who never went unnoticed. And as we grew, we were adding lead sheet to the soles to keep the five kilos of excess.
In his world, inventing games associated with this weigh it to one side and things for the other. He had managed to bring him a large anvil with a handle lying on the floor of his room. The anvil weighed a little less than him, so he could hang of it and climb up to perch on the roof. But then, added weight to the belt tying a bag of things and managed to dragged down by the anvil, and ballast to be hung from the anvil rested gently on the floor. In that game, had found a way to leverage your weight to the ballast anvil using a bag of sugar that was getting rid of a bit to be floating in the middle of the room, then walked side by side, kicking against the wall, until your arms can no longer be with the anvil. When he could no longer bear it, let go both falling heavily, each floor and the other to the ceiling.
My grandparents had a good pass and from the beginning realized that her son never intended to avail itself. When my father was twenty years old, gave him a house built for him, with all its strange comforts. To solve this, he spent one month off, which allowed him to send food and make clothes. In those days also came Mariela, a young woman who would be responsible for household chores. Mariela
proved to be a great housekeeper and quickly became accustomed the strange architecture of the house. It was amazing how agile it moved through the rooms, not head the table or chairs, without ever stepping on the lights. He had acquired great skill to extend the bed upside down and clean the entire living space, the ceiling, without ever falling off the ladder. Mariela
had a personality change slightly bipolar mood which seemed not to obey or moisture or menses or specific events. When he was good, it was funny and used to joke with my father constantly. When I was bad or looked at him and instead of talking, barking monosyllables.
But even head up one and head down the other, one was male and the other was women, and both were young and fertile, and the things that could happen, finally happened.
was one of the good days of Mariela. Joke that goes, smile that comes from here tickle, carcajadita there, my father bent down a bit and gave him a sweet kiss of mouths reversed. She said holding her head with both hands and increasing the pressure and passion. Quickly found ways to embrace the whole body, which was not easy. Provided found a way across, it down, staring at the ceiling and she on him, staring at the floor. They hugged tightly and trying not to spin in the air, climbed slowly because my father was heavier. The game liked it, broke loose and undressed each on its soil, Mariela on the floor, my father in the ceiling. Plotting the madness, my father tied the ballast bag waist.
were re-embrace, now naked, crushed it between my father and ceiling. Then my father began to fill the bag of things and already refined sugar balanced weights. Mated floating around the room, sometimes bumping into walls, now spinning like a clock, a few meters from the floor.
was married, loved and hated, as the future of the polarity of my mother. They made love against the ceiling until my birth, then against the floor as my mother had gained a lot with the pregnancy.
But my early childhood would be marked by tragedy.
With the demands of married life, my mother crazy when I ended up averaging two years. Had exacerbated his bipolar disorder and had admitted to a neuropsychiatric disorder. As my father could not just me, I landed on my grandparents' house.
"If we could with the parent, the child can," said my grandmother.
And my father returned to his solitary life, with a fat lady who was helping him with household items. I visited him almost every day. The lifted me and sat on a seat so high that reached their world. They looked like coming and going upside down. Yet I have vivid memories of his face inverted smiling face with the absurd view upside down smiles.
One day my father went for a walk with his shoes lead. Tripped over a planter, lost a shoe and hit the sky. Some neighbors saw him leave to rise with the left leg down and the rest of the body falling into the vastness, flapping like a flag until it disappeared into the clouds. That was the death of my father.
Today, all those events in my distant past lives on in me in the form of a flash that I receive from time to time, single images of laughter from my father and my mother's excitement when the disease had worsened and he saw wonderful life and bright future in his day good.
A journal of my father and my grandmother's stories permanent help me keep the story alive. And I like to remember forever: before falling asleep, or every time I close my eyes, or when I go for a walk in the park, going well, as I now, lying on your back, hands behind his head, looking at the sky while floating weightless through the tops of the trees.