Monday, November 22, 2010

Shredding Leaves Machete

Infinite Man




never knew the name the first guy you heard of Pablo Andrada, but I remember the occasion: it was in the presentation of the magazine "Numbers", a publication on local and other trifles mathematical curiosities related to the hard science.

"We can conceive the infinity of natural numbers when we understand that whenever we get another one before adding the guy said. Then, we speak of all the natural numbers as a complete and finished thing, hiding under the rug the fact that we never finished conceiving at all.

Some of these frowning because the comment referred to a discussion of the early old 900, when Cantor introduced the idea of \u200b\u200bactual infinity , which conceived precisely to a set without end as a finished thing as long as could be explained in a finite and get all its elements against the idea at the time of a potentially infinite , as a sequence that can only be flown but never completed.

Dr. Pernacci broke the ice with elegance and realized this fact.
"Dear friend, if we say" 1 is a natural number "and that" if to is a natural number is also to +1, we have referred all using only a handful of words "He paused, nodding oozed the other and continued. The resulting set contains an infinity of elements, but we able to define them all by a finite expression, perfectly conceivable. Understanding this has allowed the mathematical burst forth beautifully.

"Yes, yes," said the first-but you can not conceive at all, think one by one in all the natural numbers.

There was another silence, and less critical and more reflective.

"True," said the flamboyant editor of the small group that was jumping in small group with a tray of canapés, we have not been given to humans conceive of infinity, "and sarcastically added one by one.

There was laughter.

"I did not rush me Therefore, "the guy finally revealing his speech object a couple of months ago I found a very interesting subject. It is almost a teenager. Deals pizzas on a scooter. His name is Pablo Andrada.

- And what is the grace of the creature? Rosalie asked Barrantes, a professor of mathematics at secondary school was not understanding much of what was spoken and used the accessibility of the last comment to put her sandwich.

-Pablo Andrada, gentlemen, is able to conceive in a few little minutes all the natural numbers one by one, the infinite.

There was a brief silence, then a whisper in a low and a final barrage of jokes and laughter which provides not remember exactly.

The episode had been forgotten in the absence of the sequence of events that forced me to keep track of the topic.
I do not know if it was random or a simple fact probably gained special significance for the history of that episode, but as three years in an obscure library in the neighborhood of Congress I found a specimen immersed in a tray of offerings whose title captured my attention: If we could count to infinity , a certain Marco Tancredo. It was a small booklet of about two hundred pages of original version in Milano, 1972. This Second Edition was the year '81 and had signs whites in the windows have remained throughout his life. I quickly approached the seller and asked the price.
for twenty-two, those of the bat.
"I want only this. "Twenty-
said.
I looked for a moment with disgust and grabbed any other book in the drawer. "Modern kitchen for easy woman", I think. Quick read the title and gave it a certain hostility.
I walked to the subway with a special thrill, an absolute expectation mixed with some concern that forced me to turn around repeatedly, as if someone was following me.

I spent the days reading, studying and digesting the book Tancredo.
In a broad introduction to the subject of debate, passed an assessment of the epistemological consequences resulting from a perception of the infinite by humans. Transcribe
Page 23:

In the formal sciences, the pure truth of some statements transmitted to others through the show, this being a finite sequence of statements followed each other by the rules of logical inference. What if humans could carry infinite demonstrations steps? What, if anything could be from an infinity of initial axioms? What strange places would take the eventual cognitive infinite capacity to process, object by object?

then followed with a discussion of Gödel's theorems. The logical formidable Austrian proved that from a set of axioms or initial statements that could be recorded by a finite number of words, they could never prove all the truths of arithmetic, demonstrations by finite steps. Assuming that only men can conceive finite axiom systems for the purposes stated and we can only logical demonstrations of finite steps, this amounted to saying that our knowledge of the truths of arithmetic is doomed to incompleteness. In fact, understanding these limits of science called formal finitary has dominated research on logic and information theory to this day. We now know that the formal sciences are accurate, often at the expense of being incomplete.
But what would happen if a breed of men capable of conceiving an infinite number of axioms, able to process endless demonstrations? Could these men have access to all the arithmetic?

While reading the book, the name of Pablo Andrada came to my mind many times. A man who could count all the natural numbers, conceiving one by one, dominate the essence of the thought processes that would be required for demonstrations without end. Such a man could bring the ship into port knowing formal suspect. Did the
But as Pablo Andrada?

In one chapter, the book explores the physical possibility of a brain capable of counting to infinity.
In a naive approach, one would assume that to count to infinity in a little minutes, at some point would need a number to an infinitesimal time. But this is not so, as well as notes Tancredo.
If it takes a minute to count 1, half a minute to count 2, a quarter of a minute to count 3, eighth in count 4 and so on, counting every natural number in half the time it was used in the previous count, it would take two minutes to count them all.
This is easy to see. The total time would 1 + 1 / 2 + 1 / 4 + 1 / 8 + 1 / 16 + ... , which turns out to be 2, as is already known length. But the most interesting that the delayed time to count each number is never infinitely small. It can be very small, may be shrinking, but absolutely no natural number is counted in an infinitesimal time, the following procedure.
Thus, a brain to infinity, does not necessarily require information processing speed infinite. You only need to process it as fast as you want, but not infinitely fast. Thereafter
Tancredo makes a detailed inspection of the possibilities of an electronic brain to handle infinity, where I really have lost between axons and dendrites. Yes I knew that long after the publication of his book appeared venture theories quantum machinery, electronics no longer, as a physical basis for the functioning of the brain. Machinery that would give the brain a lot more possibilities than could be envisaged on a mere ordinary course of jumping from neuron to neuron.
Whatever the case, you end up convinced that chapter the so Pablo Andrada could exist.

At the end of the book, Tancredo makes historical research tracks in the past presence of individuals capable of taming the infinite. There, italic develops a much more detailed presentation about a past documented for a possible sectarian human breed "infinity."
The story is set in Crotona, Italy, home of the Pythagorean school, where Tancredo says he found documentation that accounts for a branch of the Pythagoreans who had the ability to count to infinity.
Pythagoras was more mystical than mathematical. He believed in the transmigration of the human soul and gave the institute, made up of students from around the world, a mysterious and apparently hidden legacy of Zoroaster, who had visited an eventual trip to Persia. Known is the story of Hippasus of Metaponto, one of its most outstanding students who demonstrate that the root of two is not a rational number. It should be clarified that Pythagoras held that all non-integer, could be written as a ratio of integers, that is, as a rational, so that the test Hippasus darkened considerably, to such an extent that forced the members of your school to keep secret about the finding. But it was the very Hippasus which violated the secret and found death soon after, according to it is believed, at the hands of the Pythagoreans or even by order of Pythagoras himself.
Under these facts, it is foolish to think that a possible branch of the Pythagoreans to exhibit the ability to master the infinite, also saw the shadows of silence, rather than by a love for the occult, for mere survival instinct. Tancredo
account Hilíaco then the history of Syracuse, a taciturn and timid character, germinated in the shade of Pythagoras and maintained it by himself. Apparently Hilíaco not show big math skills, but could count all the numbers, without skipping or delay. When the Pythagorean school falls into the hands of the democratic revolution Hilíaco fled to Syracuse with a handful of disciples and founded a sect so hidden that even know his name. Despite this, the sect had managed to concentrate a large number of individuals capable of infinite thought.
But the fate of hiliacóricos would be marked by the tragedy because of two facts: First, a marked tendency for the "infinite" most staunch the madness and the other a discretion so stringent that have led to the disappearance school with the death of its last members sane.

Latest Tancredo claims are highly speculative and offers little material for analysis. Simply argues that this curious property of a brain capable of the infinite sequence, derived from a mutation that he places without further argument, on chromosome 17. But from there, and making some simple progressions which quantifies some default parameters and other excess, Tancredo claims that there should be infinite even a handful of likely spread through Europe and South America.
course, Tancredo's work was paid by the possibility of a Pablo Andrada, and that height and I wondered whether it would be possible to find him.

Throughout the study period of this work, I was discussing the details with some colleagues from the University. In particular, I have had thick coffee chats with Dr. Alfredo Cuernavaca, a former teacher and a scholar of logic and foundations, who explored the issue in great detail, aspect by aspect. I must say that beyond the endless meanderings of debate, its position on the topic could be summed up clearly: Cuernavaca was an uncompromising critic of the whole idea, which did not hesitate to describe as crazy and delusional.

But the most notable of those days was a strange feeling of anxiety and restlessness that pervaded every time I walked by the street. He felt being watched or persecuted, and did not hesitate to turn around to look back, two or three times per block. Finally, these views had their rational explanation when an unknown individual approached me in the subway platform.

"I know the dilemma that eats," he said without introduction.
- What?
"You're looking for Pablo Andrada, right? -Added ignoring my requisition. There
knew what he was talking about. I hesitated between asking who he was or deny everything. This was a guy in his fifties, with many roasted belly breath and some alcohol. I let the subway and answered.
"Not that you're looking for, but I'd love to know.
"You must know that the boy needs help. It is not easy to find a guy like you, aware of these issues. You understand me right?.
"Look, I'm just a mathematician who has been investigating these issues.
The man gave a smile and shook her head facing the floor.
"I know you can help me. No one else can.
He paused briefly and continued.
-A Paul has not fared well. Did not last in any job. Already has twenty years and no overtones that can succeed only with your life. Now a promoter of insurance. Bah, for fifteen days. Has not yet sold a single policy. And that's forever. May do well talk to you.
I stopped talking for a while. Finally made an appointment for next Saturday in an old bar on Avenida de Mayo.
-Paul will be alone, "he said. You will recognize by his bag with the logo of "maximum security." Do not tell that spoke to me.
"I can not say I talked to you because they are not who you are," I said.
"Oh, sorry. I am Joseph Andrada, Pablo's father said and held out his hand. Since the subway
moving yelled from the platform.
- Handle with care! You know!.
But I did not know anything. Not go knew.

waited anxiously Saturday. I reviewed my notes and revive my doubts. Damn! What no one would ask a person who can count to infinity?

On Saturday I was there. I entered the bar with an expectation indescribable. I think I shook his feet. There was the boy with his briefcase, looking at the window with abandon. He was tall and very thin. Just wrapped meat, bones emerged from the sleeve of his coat very wide and ended in long, cadaverous fingers dangling from her wrists with sheer disdain.
"Good afternoon," I said. Are you Pablo Andrada? Yes
sir. Sit down please, "he said, and quickly began to talk as he opened his briefcase.
I was surprised at ease. I expected a more subdued personality. Had he not sold a single policy? I really like a very brash seller. In fact, before I knew it I was explaining the details of your home and contents insurance.
-Paul - I said, "Do you drink coffee?
"Excuse me, of course, ask for something. Yes, coffee will be fine. Then he slowly probed
.
- Do you know why am I here?
He looked puzzled.
"I suppose you are looking for a good insurance for your home.
Paul did not know.
Slowly I introduced the topic and quickly realize the target that the shots were directed.
He formed a slight smile, looking at the tablecloth, shaking with a little crumb nonexistent.
"My father ... my father," he said. You are here for my curious ability to count the numbers right?.
"Yes." Actually there are many things I do not understand. I can not imagine how it is possible to count to infinity.
"You do not believe is not it?
"Not that do not believe ...
-Note-off. Pablo Andrada
Then he closed his eyes, placed his palms on the table and began to count.

"One, two, three, four, five, six ..." and continued to enjoy "... twelve, thirteen, fourteen ..." and accelerated and went cash-... vtiún, vtidós, vtitrés-and faster-cient ... . vtiún, cient.vtidó, cient.vtitré .... His eyes went back and forth under your closed eyelids. Then diluted in an incomprehensible babble that degenerated into a first-bidibidibidibidi ... "and then a sharp-zibizibizibizibi hum ..." to end abruptly with a "Zzzzzzsssssssssp.

followed a silence.
As white is the sum of all colors, my silence was the sum of all thoughts. Thoughts raced through my consciousness so fast that none could be defined.
Paul opened his eyes slowly. He raised his coffee cup and sip half I spied the face. Why not have seen it quickly because the drink talking.
- What else? "He said.
He barely managed to control my disappointment. Unwittingly decided to ignore my strong suspicions of fraud and proceed with the planned investigation. We talked a while longer the issue. I wrote a problem on sums infinite in a paper napkin. He said he would review at home and continued its sale of insurance.

I left the bar late in excusing myself to take another appointment and I took off from there.
raining. Was fine. The rain would wash the stupidity and punish me accordingly. Only a wise thing to draw from the interview: If a man could really capture the infinite, could not show it to anyone.

next day it happened. Again on the platform of the subway. Someone started screaming at my back.
- Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!
startled I turned and saw me coming the rough body of Joseph Andrada caught me neck and gave me a punch. Highly exalted
kept yelling something drunk bastard! I told him to treat with care! And look what he did! Putaaaaa Son!
other passengers quickly intervened and security personnel. I pulled the man over. I did a couple of questions and refused to meet him.
I came home with a broken nose and a mind full of questions. What are you accusing me? Paul left it in perfect conditions Saturday at the bar. What was my carelessness and what evidence of it?
The next day I returned to the bar as offenders returning to the scene of the crime.
The waiter cleared the table and I gave several turns over with his rag. Seconds later I asked.
- And? How is your friend? I watched with amazement

- What happened to my friend? "I said.
"That we want to know us. After you left, he was there, sitting in his chair, made a long pause. About three hours we began to worry. The guy did not move you know. I went and played it a little. Nothing. I shook him more vigorously. Nothing, the boy opened his eyes big, and I with him. Stood motionless, his eyes opened by reading a note in the table. A napkin with some beads. As at twelve o'clock the ambulance took him well, as dead with open eyes.
- What did the napkin? I asked in awe.
I do not know. I do not understand anything but here I kept antics, look, he said as he drew the napkin from his pocket.
I extended the slip and I could see my own hand the simple question about infinite sums, "which is the sum infinitely +1-1 +1-1 +1-1 +1 1 ... ..? . "

Then I realized with horror that Paul Andrada itself was a genuine descendant of the hiliacóricos , an infinite shaft, which by the grace most vulgar of my carelessness had been suspended in limbo abstract, without colors or sounds, like hell, forever oscillating between one and two.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Boston Aquarium Wedding Costs

Introduction

In 1990
Sonic Youth released their eighth album, "Goo " and embarked on a tour that took them to tour Europe the following year accompanied by bands like Dinosaur Jr. , Nirvana or Babes in toyland. To pick up what happened during those crazy days, contacted the director David Markey to using cameras of small size and with a total budget of $ 6,000 collected the best and most bizarre of the first major European tour Sonic Youth leaving unforgettable times as many ravings Thurston Moore ( 're not just a duck, You are human, YOU ARE HUMAN ") or lysergic description by Dave Grohl and Chris Novoselic food on a table that is chained to the madness of Kurt Cobain dress "Doctor Bacterio" and wrecking the stage while playing in the background " School "

The video that the band released 1992 California " 1991 the year punk broke "I served as a pretext and as a framework to carry out a reflection on the musical moment that happened in 1991.

This blog will appear regularly personal criticism of the discs, from my point of view, marked 1991, the first part of the 90's and, given their importance and quality, the music world in general .

The blog will be divided into 3:
  • On one hand I am going to focus on the disks that I, personally, I look better (in fact, the best I've ever heard) This is the section most important.
  • the other leave a space for the most important albums of that year agreed to a large extent, to be the most important race of perpetrators. And
  • license, devote a section to the disks that orbited around 1991 (a couple of years before or after) and that quality, completed the musical quality of the late 80's and early 90 .

My question is, and this is where I want you start to think: Why is everything in 1991 ...? Ocurrión What then?

A part of my opinions, I like yours were also and to propose discs, correct errors or contributions you want to see if together we can find out what were the causes for 1991 was so successful musically.

Thanks for stopping by here.
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Sailing The Seas Of Cheese (1991) - Primus


Primus Talk is talk, no doubt, Les Claypool who in this band, and citing Wikipedia , plays the electric bass, fretless bass (fretless), the bass, fiddle (violin rustic), the fuzz, clarinet and mandolin and also acts as the voice ... In order that those who do not meet this great musician will spend few minutes in Spotify or you take a look at their multiple videos not only for the quality you will find but also by how well it will happen.

But today I'll start by confessing how much they know Primus and the few I've heard his records. The truth is that this is the thirteenth critical do a disk 1991 and Primus happens I know I have a lot more edited and I am sure I will find in all great songs, among which I know many loose, but I've never put his other albums. Nothing to do with other bands I've talked to here as Pixies or Nirvana and I worship every minute of his discography. I have, therefore, that this " Sailing the Seas of Cheese " is the only Primus whole and I have heard is that there is a style, these guys, I go insane. But as things happened 1991 so special, Primus released their most popular work and, of course, came to Spain, Madrid, Aluche and get into my bedroom I found brutal. That to love only one of the disks from someone is something that happens to me with a bunch of bands. At some point in their careers released an album that I eat, it becomes my "favorite the moment "and upload it places on the scale of musical values \u200b\u200bof my head above other bands' entire discography, but curiously did not I listen to him any other ever. Over the years, and I still hear the album in question and not get tired of it, but the rest? There remain, forgotten. Do not know why but it is. It happens with this " Sailing ... "me about the" Ill Communication "(1994) of the Beastie Boys me about the" Louden Up Now "(2005), Chk Chk Chk , with" Crash "(1996) by Dave Matthews Band , with the " ... And The Circus Leaves Town " (1995) of Kyuss ... Funny, right? Sure I lose a handful of good songs but is not overwhelmed and so I confess.

the album in question I will highlight, of course, some amazing low with special attention to pinging sound given off when the good Les hit the strings against the frets and the neck. Do not miss it in "Tommy the cat ", specifically at minute 3:06 . The guitars , mmmm, just to note. Almost always in fourth place behind the other elements of the band (So \u200b\u200bas not remove, either, leadership), do not tell me much. The battery , complete and diverse, a quality close to Jazz acomañante worth making the real benchmark for the band, the low . As for the voice, cover your nose and sharpens the air coming out of your throat to almost look like a kid playing the fool and I've come, just maybe, the registration of Les . Now hinchate to hallucinogens and invent a delirious lyrics, crazy and past threads and perhaps touch the subject that I touches. Put the point with an occasional serious social criticism masquerading ( American Life, which I must admit that I like to guitar) and have understood something of this story that navigates the seas of cheese . And finally, hire artists to invent characters portrayed by cats , beavers, pigs , kapok jeans and waiters and you've got endless arms on the screen correspond to the delusional world that is spoken in this record. As said earlier, be worth the odd Primus video because it is a fun activity. They have a few facts in hilarious stop motion. And

are these guys, and of virtuous and fun. And so we left this wonderful collection of very good songs in 1991, all difficult to hear and difficult to accept for the ears of the public, hence the merit of remaining in business and being so important after years of musical line.

Highlights:
  • Here Come the Bastards, Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers, Jerry Was a Race Car Driver, etc..
  • The bass and vocals, ie Les Claypool.
  • The videos do not miss one. Not just this album, but all of Primus. Here more examples out of "Sailing ... "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, Southbound Pachyderm, Mr. Krinkle
  • The super low-battery combination and so clean breaks and breakers of it.
  • Come, go, I'll stay with a little guitar. That is the "American Life", which has its share of ownership, as I said. Critical
published November 21, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

What Do You Put In A Goodie Bag






He'll be invisible God of the deadly
And spit on your side
Beyond their websites

Since the vast confines
Child
flew his flight fell on his ass in the mud A few meters Creek


Without understanding his destiny
wandered through the mist dark paths or roads
Ni Ni

lights from above
Dressed in rags, her body in garbage

Found In
imaginary coat punished real winds eased

extreme anger of his bowels empty

With the unknown
pastiches removed from their gums

At the end of a course
After traveling a thousand neighborhoods
The moles moved with his motley
City Awnings


Multitudes busy shining

Machinery fabulous rush in the city embraced


shouted unknown history have found
He thanked
The end for bad


The Wrong innocence of the child on the street believe that
Christian vulgar
From the top you see the valley

Y on the absolute vortex
's Corner assimilated more sensitive

condemnation of seeing and being invisible


Sunk in the recesses of the fabulous city garbage invisible
As humanity rests

Media
and spent winters in their eagerness
And they succeed

tanned leather and emptied the mind

The child crossed the street
With expertise and aims ignorant wobble
While
A bag with poison

The persistent drizzle frosting without
I feel it takes a few rags

filthy nap To wrap a bun

ago with his rag

To cover wind and hand stretched thin
Begging for their livelihood

Caen coins in the palm
Seeking inadvertently
A shelter for the soul
A mother in the storm